SAY NO TO DOMESTIC ABUSE! SAY YES TO TIRE ABUSE!

"themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles" (themanwithsauce) 09/08/2014 at 11:34 • Filed to: humor, NFL, miata, 2016 mazda miata

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In light of the NFL not really giving a shit about player's health or the health and safety of their spouses, along with the new 2016 mazda miata coming out, I say w !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! 10x the action, 95% less steroid use.

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mcseanerson > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 09/08/2014 at 11:36

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I second this and tack Formula Mazda on as well.

Tripper > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 09/08/2014 at 11:37

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I hated the NFL before it was cool

For Sweden > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 09/08/2014 at 11:38

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In the NFL, competitors beat women

In NASCAR, competitors are women

Think about it

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 09/08/2014 at 11:44

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And replace one of the tire barriers at each track with Ray Rice.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 09/08/2014 at 11:55

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Eh, ray rice isn't typically known for being a good blocker. He might enjoy giving the odd hit, but I don't think he'll do well at taking them.

LucarioRunner > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 09/08/2014 at 11:56

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I'm all for tire abuse!

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > For Sweden 09/08/2014 at 11:58

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Same with IRL and hopefully soon, F1.

Meanwhile WRC has been doing it for years.

(Michele Mouton in 1985, for you plebians uneducated about Group B)

yamahog > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 09/08/2014 at 11:59

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Between Steubenville, FSU, Penn State, Michigan, Notre Dame, OSU, Michigan State, Roethlisberger, Ray Rice, Ray McDonald, and the countless other cases shoved under the rug.... I've about had it with my favorite sport making its athletes/coaches untouchable from an early age.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 09/08/2014 at 12:00

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Hmm maybe use Ray Mcdonald as barriers and just have Ray Rice in the garage as chocks to stop the cars rolling or something.

chuck07 > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 09/08/2014 at 12:18

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Just give it time and Jezebel will declare the 2016 Miata sexist.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > chuck07 09/08/2014 at 12:44

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No one seems to care so far.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > yamahog 09/08/2014 at 12:48

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And then spec miata comes along and greets everyone with a smile and tire noise.

yamahog > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 09/08/2014 at 12:50

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Dawww, look at that derpy little face :D